AISubs v3.7
I thought you wouldn't like it!
- What do you think? - You don't like it?
I'll wait until you're done eating.
Oh, Ryo's not here.
[Ryo's not here]
- There's a weird feeling about this. - Yeah, it's weird.
Everyone, do you know what "kakiage" is?
- Of course it's good. - It's good, right?
- It's got a nice texture, too. - Yeah.
- It's crispy. - It's crispy and...
- It's like you're eating it with soup. - It's like you're eating it with soup.
- It's good even if you eat it alone. - Yeah.
Chew, chew, chew...
And you put it in karaage and flip it over.
Anyways... Kara... so...
Especially kakiage!
Chew, flip...
Basically...
You're good at chewing!
Chewing right?
It's a kind of "kakiage" you know.
For kakiage, you'd eat meat and fry it, and that's kakiage.
If you eat the meat and fry it, you'd say "Who knows, it's kakiage."
So you're exaggerating here.
It's nice if you eat it, but it'll be such a waste if you end up drinking it.
And if you chew it again, and then put it back, and then eat it again, and then eat it again...
You can do "infinite eating"
- Hahahaha, stupid - This is amazing
Infinite eating
But you have to try it to see if you can really do it
What if you're alone and you only have one of these?
You can't say "eat it up"
- Ohhh - We want to try it out to see if we can do "infinite eating"
M) Kimu and I would eat and share the kakiage, then they give us both of them back to us for sharing...
M) The one who stops sharing wins.
K) Excuse me, I want a real simple rule...
K) Why do you need a simple rule...
M) "I won't let Marto win either" is a good episode for an economist to think about.
K) People say such funny things everywhere...
M) Why are we here in a distance?
M) This time, Mushi-san will be cooking up kakiage for us.
Whether we caught up or not is not 100%
So we'll leave it up to you, Toshimi-san
That's a good way of saying it, but I'm a person who laughs
*laughs*
At first
I thought we were done for the day
And I finished watching all of Global Mall
And I thought, "Hmm," and Toshimi-san was like, "Would you laugh for me?"
*laughs*
Why would you say something like that?!
This is a verification "Hmm," right?
Is this an infinite loop of "Hmm" after becoming one eye?
By the way, how many times do we have to do this?
Ten times?
Ten times is fine, right?
Ten times and "hoi" and "joah"
Joah
Let's do it.
If we do "eh" like this, it's definitely wrong.
Right?
*laughs*
That's important.
You don't know that!
What's important is the beginning.
The beginning is important.
If you do infinite loops of "eh," the texture will change more and more.
Yes.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors and see who wins.
Let's do it.
Rock, paper, scissors, hoi!
Yes!
You're the first one to do it.
*coughs*
You're fast.
Let's eat "kakiage."
I'm counting on you.
It looks delicious.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
It's quite a lot.
*burps*
Wow!
It still tastes like croquette.
Croquette?
It might not be that bad.
Let's eat "kakiage."
It'll be ready soon. Please wait for it.
I'll do my best.
Let's go to the bathroom.
While you're doing it, let me go to the bathroom.
Let's go to the bathroom.
Thank you.
What's that?
I don't know.
Oh, I see.
*laughs*
You look like you're about to get beaten up.
Excuse me.
Hello.
This is "kakiage" made of "kakiage."
Wow!
It's really "wetty."
If you don't say anything, it's "kakiage," right?
Yes.
I'll do it.
Can I?
It's a little hot.
3, 4, 5...
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's really hot!
7, 8, 9, 10!
Okay.
Wow!
It's suddenly "wetty."
I don't like it.
It's not bad at all.
Oh, really?
Yes.
It had a shape.
*laughs*
It's cool.
It had a shape.
It's like "Shibata, let's go."
*laughs*
It's already "wetty."
Yes.
If you say a little at first, won't it be left?
Yes, it will.
Let's not say it.
Okay.
If you say "honey," it will be "peh."
It's not infinite.
I see.
Are you okay?
It's "hakuson kakiage."
*laughs*
What is it?
A fan sent it to me.
Again?
Don't call me "Net Kojiki."
Don't say it before you say it.
A fan sent it to me.
It's true.
It's quite a lot.
You have a lot of fans, don't you?
I have a lot of fans.
Are you a mother?
No, I'm a fan.
*laughs*
Do you have a list on Twitter?
I don't have a list of things I want.
Do you have a list of things you want in Metal Road?
Wow, I really want to do it.
Don't you want a custom logo on Switch?
I want it.
Custom logo will sell well, right?
It will definitely sell well.
*laughs*
I don't know anything about it.
*laughs*
I don't know anything about it.
You don't know anything about custom logo?
No, no.
And...
Karan, karan, karan, karan, karan, karan, karan...
Kyoooon!
*laughs*
Wow!
Is it less now?
Isn't it burnt?
It's been rolled a few times, so...
"No, I'm fine now," and it starts to burn like this.
I see.
Let's do it quickly.
Yes.
It's hot.
I don't like it.
Wow!
Here I go.
Yes!
Ready...
Ten!
Please give me.
Wow!
*laughs*
It's stuck in my back teeth.
Wait a minute, it's stuck in my back teeth.
Your tongue is dirty.
Wow!
It's not done yet.
It's getting stronger and stronger every time.
What did we talk about earlier?
Before the game?
I was going to say something.
Movie?
Movie, right?
No, not after that.
What was it?
Yusei's movie.
*laughs*
You know, at this hour, Tetsuya and I...
We can laugh about anything.
We can't shit about anything.
Here you go.
Wow!
Wait a minute!
What is this?
This is also crispy because of the batter.
This one is...
This one is more moist.
It's like a country mom.
*laughs*
Wow!
If it comes out, it's over.
It's really over.
*laughs*
Is it in?
Oho!
One, two...
How is it?
One, two...
Ai!
Gyaaaaaaah!
Is it really cool?
It's hard to breathe, isn't it?
Yeah...
It's deep inside.
Gyaaaaaaah!
It's not good!
This is harsh!
Gyaaaaaaah!
*laughs*
Battleships were popular.
Wow... I couldn't step into it.
We had it.
Yeah...
My brother was there, right?
Yeah, with that momentum.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In the past, there was a huge battleship.
I had it in elementary school and I was armed with it.
*laughs*
Then, yeah...
He let me drive it and said, "****, you're driving it."
Huh?
So...
I took it, you know? Mine.
*laughs*
I don't know who took it, but...
No, stop it.
You can't use this.
****, you poor thing.
*laughs*
Oho!
You're fast, aren't you?
Thank you for waiting.
You're really fast, aren't you?
It's the 40th time, right?
Oho!
Well, it doesn't change much, does it?
Yeah.
It's like a natto fried rice.
*laughs*
It's like a natto fried rice.
Yeah.
Then...
Shall we go?
Yes.
Oho!
Ouch!
*laughs*
Ouch!
How does it smell?
It doesn't smell, does it?
Your drool is amazing!
It's hot!
Your drool is amazing!
Wow!
Hmm!
Here we go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
Okay!
*laughs*
Wow!
*laughs*
It doesn't contain a lot of water, does it?
Yeah.
Wow!
It's still there!
It's like French food.
Yeah.
It's like French food.
Ah!
It's hard!
Just looking at it is hard!
*knocking*
I got it!
Wow!
Yeah.
*knocking*
Huh?!
I thought it was Miura Taichi's "Blizzard" performance.
*laughs*
*knocking*
What's the answer?
The answer is this turtle's...
*laughs*
...oven.
*laughs*
Is it a hole or something?
Huh?!
What is it?
Is it soap?
I don't know which one is which anymore.
Do you want to smell it?
No.
Smell it.
*sniffs*
It's nothing.
Yeah.
Isn't it amazing, this scene?
It smells amazing.
Okay, okay!
Okay!
One...
Two...
Ten...
Aaahhhh!
It's getting worse, isn't it?
Yeah...
The circumstances are getting worse and worse...
Do you want to hang up now?
I hung up!
What?
I hung up!
Don't do it!
Hang up! You hang up, too!
You hang up, too!
I won't hang up!
The fourth one!
Ehhhhhhh!
I'm going to put some flour in it and harden it.
Oh...
I don't know what I just put out with a bang.
That's true!
Aaahhh! It's crumbling!
Hahaha! Inside!
Until a while ago, I thought it was all cooked through.
Yes.
It's finally here.
Then I'll eat it!
Yes!
One, two...
Aaahhh!
Ehhhhhh!
It's too thick and I don't feel like I'm biting it.
It's like a piled up dumpling.
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't get on it! This is good, isn't it, crab?
Oh, my God!
What if I choke here?
Don't get on it now.
Well, that doesn't matter.
Hey!
Huh?
It smells like fried food!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
It's too oily.
Wow!
It doesn't smell at all.
It's like a freshly fried doughnut.
It's annoying!
Hahaha!
Huh?
It's fast! It's fast! It's good!
The shape has changed, so I made it crispy and oily on the outside.
Oh!
In other words, it's rare inside.
Hahaha!
But, uh... it's firm on the outside.
It's crispy, isn't it?
Hey! This isn't crispy!
Hahaha!
It's as moist as a hamburger seed.
One, two...
Aaahhh!
It's crumbling!
It's crumbling, isn't it?
Gyornari is over.
I'll go first.
It doesn't change much.
It's fast.
Yes, it is.
Oh!
One, two...
It's hot!
Wow!
It's hot!
Wow!
It's really thrown away, isn't it?
Finally...
It's like an ant.
Hahaha!
Wow!
It's like a poop, isn't it?
Wow!
It's too much!
I've been doing this for a while now...
I don't like it anymore when it's thrown away.
I don't feel anything anymore.
The damage of chewing is really zero.
Wait a minute!
What is it?
This time it's not about chewing or anything like that.
It's about chewing.
There's no competition.
This guy who was chewed...
Chew it back without raising it up...
Which one finishes first...
I took on the challenge.
Then it's your turn, Tetsuya.
Because I chewed it, do you want me to chew it again?
That's right, that's right.
If you put it back, it's advantageous.
Suddenly, I'm nervous.
Raising it up is amazing.
I have a sense of security.
If you lose, you'll disappear, either way.
Chewing competition.
Now, let's decide who's going to eat first.
Let's go!
Let's count, let's count!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
That was close!
I've never died before I've taken off my tripod.
It's like kumquat curry.
I just thought it was kumquat curry.
Hey, why do you say something that doesn't look like it?
Oh, I'm scared! I'm really scared!
Here we go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Oh, that's too bad!
Stop it!
If you don't put strength in your abs, you'll die.
If you don't put strength in your abs...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
I was surprised! It's not soft at all!
It's so thick!
That's crazy!
Curry miso, curry miso, curry miso, curry miso...
I'll eat it.
Three, two, one...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Ewwwwwww!
I thought I was gonna make it, when I heard "ten".
I was like "okay", but then...
It just started going crazy.
It's like Guretama.
It's like Guretama!
However,
those who lose the game of eating
are eliminated.
Eliminated?
Are you kidding me?
Mr. Yumemaru,
you have been eliminated
from the game of eating.
It's heavy.
Well, it's not nutritious,
but it's a food for thinking.
If you lose the game of eating,
chew it well and eat it.
Bye bye!